1.) Please contact me during normal business hours (never after 10 pm) via text or phone to schedule a professional therapeutic massage. My intention is to facilitate healing. Please do not waste my time asking for or talking about anything illegal, unethical or otherwise off the menu.
2.) Please provide me with honest information about who you are and what you are seeking. I need to be able to reach you in case of an emergency. I ask for a first and last name, a valid phone number, how long of a massage you are seeking and what day and time you would like your appointment.
3.) Please show up for your appointment healthy, wearing a mask and on time; ideally no more than five minutes early or late. I reserve this time for you and plan my day around it. If something comes up so you cannot make it, please cancel your appointment as soon as possible; No shows are not acceptable.
4.) Please be sober & hygienically savvy: freshly showered, teeth brushed, finger & toenails trim. You are welcome to use my shower upon request. However, never arrive intoxicated or under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
5.) Please have your honorarium counted & in plain view when you arrive. My rates are set and due at the beginning of the session. See my menu for a description of services and rates. I love what I do. However, this does not diminish the fact that what I am offering is a professional service. Please do not try to barter or trade with me. I do not appreciate offers for massage or anything else in lieu of payment. I accept cash or Venmo. NO checks.
6.) Please be kind, courteous and respectful at all times; over the telephone, via email and in person. By booking a session with me you acknowledge that you have read and agree to follow my session etiquette. I reserve the right to end our session if you cross any of my boundaries. Fees will not be refunded.